Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal!

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Have someone in your life that's just a little bit filthy? Maybe their house is a mess, showering may regularly allude them, or maybe they've got a filthy mind...

What ever the reason for their filthy ways this year you can give them the gift of unapologetically being their filthy self by sponsoring us to pick up ocean trash in their name!

Think of it like a carbon offset... but for their personality :)

For as little as $1 you can send a message to someone you love letting them know that you've sponsored us to pick up at least a pound of ocean trash in their name... it's that simple. 

Want to make an even bigger impact? You can choose to pickup anywhere from one (1) pound to one thousand (1000) pounds in their name. For every message you send, the ocean gets cleaner!

What Your Trashy Greeting SMS Message Looks Like:

(The sections you can customize below are highlighted in purple)




Don't be a bully! Trashy Greetings is a fun light hearted way for you to have some fun with your friends and family while helping us clean the ocean trash.  We have zero tolerance for abusive messages. Every message sent through Trashy Greetings is manually approved and if we feel it is abusive in anyway we will delete the personal message section of your message.

If the personalized section of your message is not approved we will simply delete the section of your message deemed inappropriate and then send your Trashy Greeting. Please note: we will still send the card and therefore will not issue you a refund. Consider this a tax on you for being a jerk! So don't be a jerk. 


We value your privacy. We will never sell, rent, or message you or the recipient of your Trashy Greeting again unless you explicitly sign up to receive updates from us.